I say this to Brittany when she says something stupid probably too much.
(Source: fuckyourwolves)
25th May 2012
Reblogged From lyndisayshello
Notes: 22915
Lmaooooooo. Made my day hahahaha
confession: My gaydar sucks. haha.
MINE TOO. But after going down this road so many times, I’m less and less surprised each time hahaha
Score one for Tabitha.
I used to say I was in love with a different boy like, every other day. And the night of graduation, Ryan asked me on our first date. He was my next chapter. And now he graduated and this is real life and all I can think of is love and how I’m a lot in it. That is all.
Oh hey, 10 freeway. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS. #parkinglot (Taken with instagram)
Cause she ratchet.
(Source: mollybmcdonald)
It’s like, I don’t even know me anymore.
UM GUYS.
(Source: complete-idiocity)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(Source: bluebrickroad)
Holding hands may seem like an innocent gesture, but they show more than a simple interlocking of fingers. Your hands are one of the most essential parts of your body: you build with them, feed with them, hold with them, touch with them, fight with them; they are the tools of the human body. To take a hold of another’s hand is to break from living individually. It is to link yourself to another being, to momentarily entwine your life with another’s, to promise, for a moment, that you need not face the world alone. More simple, more aesthetically naive than other forms of affection, the act of holding hands is often trivialised in its true implications. As the Beatles once said: ”I want to hold your hand”.
(Source: ellie-bartowski)
When you want to say, I’ve done enough work for today. I’m tired of trying to find a second job. I just want to lay on the couch watching Mamma Mia and Pinteresting about my future wedding because I work hard and I’ve had a headache for the past 8 years.
All the white girl employees (or girls that act “white”) are referred to as Becky.
Half of the kitchen staff speak minimal english but sing along to the Britney Spears songs on our playlist.
If a customer is black, we automatically put strawberry jelly in their breakfast bag.
If a customer orders Coke with a nugget meal, they almost definitely want BBQ sauce.
If it’s a Filet o Fish meal, they probably want Hi-C Orange to drink.
All employees (regardless of gender) are subject to a “What a good little house bitch!” while they sweep the floors.
If a breakfast customer is mexican, they probably want at least one deluxe breakfast.
And EVERY SINGLE TEENAGER wants a sweet tea.
Me in manager class always.
(Source: beautifulxnightmare)
First tutorial on how I waste spend my time crafting everything.
